ok you beautiful primate here’s what’s going to happen. you put your address in here, and I’ll send you a card for holiday times. don’t fuck this up for us
Sorry, I only made 100 cards, try again next year! It'll also be available online after a fashion.
OFFICIAL FAQS SECTION OF WEBSITE PAGE
a: if you’ve signed up before, you know I like to keep things pretty light and fun. this year I’ve created a card that some might call “dark”
a: uh oh maybe
a: yes, it will open your mind